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Note: Boredom leads to craziness

Depressed

I found myself in a daze... I been thinking a lot lately... I have a lot of problems, problems that I couldn't think of a suitable solution to tackle with. I thought that maybe I can run away... But there is nowhere for me to run. I thought that maybe I can fight head on with the problem, but I guess I am too weak and a coward myself. I realised that I was useless, and hopeless. Never in my life I have felt this... Is this growing up? Is this just another obstacle that I must overcome?

The more I think, the more I get depressed. I wish time will stop, as there isn't much time left. The problem will grow to be harder if I continue doing nothing. But my laziness and the lack of courage is stopping me from doing anything... What should I do... What should I do with a FREAKING TWO METRES SPIDER THAT IS CRAWLING ON MY WALL THAT IS TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME! Then eat me alive...

Note:I ran out of Vaseline...

Dream

I had a dream, a weird one. But then again, supposedly all dreams are weird... Anyway, in that dream, I found myself in a room. The room was full of my old toys, my gadgets, photos and many stuff which I did not recognise.Then a man appear in front of me, who looks exactly like me.

He said," These are your memories, all of your memories. Some are sad, some are happy. Your dreams and ambitions are here too. But some of them are lost and hidden...A scattered dream is like a far-off memory, a far-off memory is like a scattered dream. Would you want to search for the rest of your dreams and memories and line them up?"

After saying that, that man suddenly stabbed me in the chest with a chicken drumstick and whispered to my ear," It's finger lick'in good." That's when I realised that I shouldn't eat KFC before I sleep.

Note:I am underweight...

Toilet madness

So I was urinating and I realised that the water in the toilet bowl starting to boil. I then realised that my urine at that time was boiling, even though I don't feel my penis melting. Being a curious one, I started placing my index finger into the stream of hot steaming pee. But strangely enough, my finger was not burned. And strangely enough, it was cold.

Then I realised, the water in the toilet bowl wasn't boiling, it was bubble, and the bubbles became bigger and bigger and then a head comes out and said," You are on gag TV!" And the head slowly went back down.

Note:Wow, it is been a long time since I posted anything and this post seem to be a lot shorter. And it will be this short for the future post I'm going to post. Thus, laziness owns all