YEAH!

So what happens next? What happened to that guy? Where is that watch? SO many question left unanswered... You want to know? Well too bad, you have to wait a little more. So instead of continuing the story, let's get random!

Seriously.. I have no idea to do this... I really do not know what to type here... Let me see... Umm... A joke? Maybe a joke would entertain you bastards! Actually, there is no one seeing this post... BUT! For those who are reading this, I shall tell you a story.

One night, I was walking past an alley and I saw this pretty lady who seems to be startled. So I went and take the advantage and started raping her. The more she crys, the harder I go. And then all was so good! At last I have to leave her there... And that is how I met your mother.

Note:I am a heavy sleeper, super heavy.

Loneliness

Loneliness... It is something we all experienced. The feeling is sometimes unbearable. It is also sometimes a curse, like a flower in the darkest cave. No one will ever find or can ever see the flower. Because they don't think there is a flower, even there is, they would think that it is something common. Yet the flower has the most beautiful glow in the world. But the flower is left alone, undiscovered and then die without no one ever knowing.

It is like a curse, even though you have the greatest strength, you are the smartest person, without anyone, you will be regarded as nothing. That's why to break this curse, you must have friends, relatives, someone who noticed and recognised you. From there the person could share to everyone else what a great person you are. The more people who acknowledge you, the more the cold loneliness will start to melt.

Out from the loneliness comes fame and popularity. Fame is like fire, and people are like the people who bring forth fuel for the fire.If you are useless, you will give trash for the fuel, but the fire will still keep on burning. If you have talent, you will give oil for the fuel and the fire will still keep on burning. Fame is something so powerful, anyone who has that could be powerful. But careful, like as mentioned, fame is like fire, it could burn you alive.

Note:Maggie mee rocks!

Elevator

Nowadays, I like to take the elevator instead of stairs... But not anymore... It was that day, I took the elevator alone, when suddenly the elevator started to jerk. I panicked a little bit, but after a while it stop jerking. And when I step outside... It was something unbelievable... There were giants all around... And they were the size of godzillas... The weird thing is that the watch did not warn me to this shit...

And then a giant noticed me, and shouted,"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" And then I realised I had fainted inside of the elevator because of drug overdosed. And the guy who said,"you shall nto pass was gandalf. Yup, the elevator did transport me to somewhere... Furthermore, my watch seem to be lost.

Note:To be continued... AWW YEAH! Wanted to use that in a while.

War

There was war... it was inevitable... Everywhere was bodies, blood and gore... It was a dark time... A time... For...












PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

WHERE HE AT?
WHERE HE AT?
WHERE HE AT?

NOW THERE HE GO
THERE HE GO
THERE HE GO
THERE HE GO

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!

Note: I got in my ass! Seriously irritating!

Q and A

Okay, today let's ask the talking fish some questions.

1.What is your favourite food?
- I am dead, I can't eat...

2.Where do you come from, or more specifically what planet do you come from?
- That's classified.

3.If you would be a human, would you be a female or male?
- I would be a female... Lesbian.

4.If today is your last day of earth, what would you do?
- I am dead... but I would trim my pubic hair.

5.If you are not dead and alive, what is your favourite food?
- Fish food.

6.If you would to have a vagina instead of a penis, what would you do?
- That's easy, I would shove your head into my vagina. So that you would suffocate and die.

7.Do you believe in gods?
- Yes, I believe that there is a god of stupidity, so that I would feel that I am way wiser that a god and makes me feel that I am superior than a god.

8.If your mother, and your girlfriend would to fall into a deep pool of water, who would you save first
- They are fucking fishes, dickhead.

9.(The author removed this question)

10.Why did the chicken cross the road?
- To get to the other side, to rape your mother and your alcoholic dad.

11.Who would you kill first, a god, a king or yourself?
- I will kill you first, in your sleep. Then I shall rape you and cut off your all your limbs. And then finally keep a strand of your pubic hair.

12.What is your favourite sex position?
- I'm a virgin...

13.Why the fuck did you remove question 9?!
- Because you are adopted.

14.If you were to eat a human, where would you start
- I would start with the tongue so that I could start kissing and sucking it. And then I would lick the eyeballs and the nostrils. And then I bite off the ears and savour it. So yeah... I would start with the head.

15.If you would to die now, what would you regret.
- I AM ALREADY FUCKING DEAD! But there is one thing I regret... Something I was unable to find.

Note:Love

HOOOOOLLLYYY SHHHIIIITTT!!!!

SHIT! HOLY SHIT! TAKE COVER! RPGS ON THE ROOFTOP! WE NEED TO GET THE LZ QUICKLY! WHAT THE FUCK?! TANKS?! SHIIIIIT! RUN! RUN! FUCK! HQ! THIS SQUARDRON 23-1. WE NEED ASSISTANCE OR SOME AIR STRIKE NOW! WE NOW TAKING HEAVY FIRE! DO YOU COPY?! DO YOU COPY?! SHIT! RADIO'S OUT!? WHAT THE FUCK?! RUN FOR COVER! HELICOPTERS ARE FALLING SKY! SHIT! FUCKING EMP! FUCK THIS! LET'S JUST CHARGE! AHHHHHHH!

Note: Boredom leads to craziness

Depressed

I found myself in a daze... I been thinking a lot lately... I have a lot of problems, problems that I couldn't think of a suitable solution to tackle with. I thought that maybe I can run away... But there is nowhere for me to run. I thought that maybe I can fight head on with the problem, but I guess I am too weak and a coward myself. I realised that I was useless, and hopeless. Never in my life I have felt this... Is this growing up? Is this just another obstacle that I must overcome?

The more I think, the more I get depressed. I wish time will stop, as there isn't much time left. The problem will grow to be harder if I continue doing nothing. But my laziness and the lack of courage is stopping me from doing anything... What should I do... What should I do with a FREAKING TWO METRES SPIDER THAT IS CRAWLING ON MY WALL THAT IS TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME! Then eat me alive...

Note:I ran out of Vaseline...

Dream

I had a dream, a weird one. But then again, supposedly all dreams are weird... Anyway, in that dream, I found myself in a room. The room was full of my old toys, my gadgets, photos and many stuff which I did not recognise.Then a man appear in front of me, who looks exactly like me.

He said," These are your memories, all of your memories. Some are sad, some are happy. Your dreams and ambitions are here too. But some of them are lost and hidden...A scattered dream is like a far-off memory, a far-off memory is like a scattered dream. Would you want to search for the rest of your dreams and memories and line them up?"

After saying that, that man suddenly stabbed me in the chest with a chicken drumstick and whispered to my ear," It's finger lick'in good." That's when I realised that I shouldn't eat KFC before I sleep.

Note:I am underweight...

Toilet madness

So I was urinating and I realised that the water in the toilet bowl starting to boil. I then realised that my urine at that time was boiling, even though I don't feel my penis melting. Being a curious one, I started placing my index finger into the stream of hot steaming pee. But strangely enough, my finger was not burned. And strangely enough, it was cold.

Then I realised, the water in the toilet bowl wasn't boiling, it was bubble, and the bubbles became bigger and bigger and then a head comes out and said," You are on gag TV!" And the head slowly went back down.

Note:Wow, it is been a long time since I posted anything and this post seem to be a lot shorter. And it will be this short for the future post I'm going to post. Thus, laziness owns all

Meow meow

I woke up in the morning and realise there was a flea infestation.It was around the area where I make sweet lemonade and sour yogurt. Which is my water pistol, the chicken, the pole... Anyway my watch then said,"Cat." I was like," What the f..." Then slowly there are more hair growing one hands, I started to feel that I am getting shorter. I rushed towards the nearest mirror and realised that my ears are pointy and I have an awesome wisker. Soon I knew I was a cat. I could not speak, so I could only meow.

My father came home,looked at me and started pointing at me and laughed hysterically. I couldn't care less, and I was able to get out of my house as my father forgot close the door. On the streets I feel so small... Like I am a pussy in the world of dickheads. Just then a cute girl noticed me, she then pick me up and said,"Aww, such a cute cat. Let's go back home and have a bath. Hee hee." And in my mind was,"FUCKING YES! YES! LET'S DO IT SLUT! I WANT TITS!"

So we went to the cute girl's place. I was in the bathtub waiting for her. She then came in... And then,"BOOOOOOOOM!" That was the sound of my mind exploding. There was a penis hanging between her legs, I mean his. WHAT THE FUCK?! Some sort of failed transexual which only did the upper part of the body or some transgender who has big boobs. And then that person began rubbing me between that person legs... And then I turned back to normal... So I went back home naked, with a broken anus which was bleeding

Note:Try dividing a number by zero... and your mind just exploded