YEAH!

So what happens next? What happened to that guy? Where is that watch? SO many question left unanswered... You want to know? Well too bad, you have to wait a little more. So instead of continuing the story, let's get random!

Seriously.. I have no idea to do this... I really do not know what to type here... Let me see... Umm... A joke? Maybe a joke would entertain you bastards! Actually, there is no one seeing this post... BUT! For those who are reading this, I shall tell you a story.

One night, I was walking past an alley and I saw this pretty lady who seems to be startled. So I went and take the advantage and started raping her. The more she crys, the harder I go. And then all was so good! At last I have to leave her there... And that is how I met your mother.

Note:I am a heavy sleeper, super heavy.

Loneliness

Loneliness... It is something we all experienced. The feeling is sometimes unbearable. It is also sometimes a curse, like a flower in the darkest cave. No one will ever find or can ever see the flower. Because they don't think there is a flower, even there is, they would think that it is something common. Yet the flower has the most beautiful glow in the world. But the flower is left alone, undiscovered and then die without no one ever knowing.

It is like a curse, even though you have the greatest strength, you are the smartest person, without anyone, you will be regarded as nothing. That's why to break this curse, you must have friends, relatives, someone who noticed and recognised you. From there the person could share to everyone else what a great person you are. The more people who acknowledge you, the more the cold loneliness will start to melt.

Out from the loneliness comes fame and popularity. Fame is like fire, and people are like the people who bring forth fuel for the fire.If you are useless, you will give trash for the fuel, but the fire will still keep on burning. If you have talent, you will give oil for the fuel and the fire will still keep on burning. Fame is something so powerful, anyone who has that could be powerful. But careful, like as mentioned, fame is like fire, it could burn you alive.

Note:Maggie mee rocks!

Elevator

Nowadays, I like to take the elevator instead of stairs... But not anymore... It was that day, I took the elevator alone, when suddenly the elevator started to jerk. I panicked a little bit, but after a while it stop jerking. And when I step outside... It was something unbelievable... There were giants all around... And they were the size of godzillas... The weird thing is that the watch did not warn me to this shit...

And then a giant noticed me, and shouted,"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" And then I realised I had fainted inside of the elevator because of drug overdosed. And the guy who said,"you shall nto pass was gandalf. Yup, the elevator did transport me to somewhere... Furthermore, my watch seem to be lost.

Note:To be continued... AWW YEAH! Wanted to use that in a while.

War

There was war... it was inevitable... Everywhere was bodies, blood and gore... It was a dark time... A time... For...












PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

WHERE HE AT?
WHERE HE AT?
WHERE HE AT?

NOW THERE HE GO
THERE HE GO
THERE HE GO
THERE HE GO

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!

Note: I got in my ass! Seriously irritating!

Q and A

Okay, today let's ask the talking fish some questions.

1.What is your favourite food?
- I am dead, I can't eat...

2.Where do you come from, or more specifically what planet do you come from?
- That's classified.

3.If you would be a human, would you be a female or male?
- I would be a female... Lesbian.

4.If today is your last day of earth, what would you do?
- I am dead... but I would trim my pubic hair.

5.If you are not dead and alive, what is your favourite food?
- Fish food.

6.If you would to have a vagina instead of a penis, what would you do?
- That's easy, I would shove your head into my vagina. So that you would suffocate and die.

7.Do you believe in gods?
- Yes, I believe that there is a god of stupidity, so that I would feel that I am way wiser that a god and makes me feel that I am superior than a god.

8.If your mother, and your girlfriend would to fall into a deep pool of water, who would you save first
- They are fucking fishes, dickhead.

9.(The author removed this question)

10.Why did the chicken cross the road?
- To get to the other side, to rape your mother and your alcoholic dad.

11.Who would you kill first, a god, a king or yourself?
- I will kill you first, in your sleep. Then I shall rape you and cut off your all your limbs. And then finally keep a strand of your pubic hair.

12.What is your favourite sex position?
- I'm a virgin...

13.Why the fuck did you remove question 9?!
- Because you are adopted.

14.If you were to eat a human, where would you start
- I would start with the tongue so that I could start kissing and sucking it. And then I would lick the eyeballs and the nostrils. And then I bite off the ears and savour it. So yeah... I would start with the head.

15.If you would to die now, what would you regret.
- I AM ALREADY FUCKING DEAD! But there is one thing I regret... Something I was unable to find.

Note:Love