Q and A

Okay, today let's ask the talking fish some questions.

1.What is your favourite food?
- I am dead, I can't eat...

2.Where do you come from, or more specifically what planet do you come from?
- That's classified.

3.If you would be a human, would you be a female or male?
- I would be a female... Lesbian.

4.If today is your last day of earth, what would you do?
- I am dead... but I would trim my pubic hair.

5.If you are not dead and alive, what is your favourite food?
- Fish food.

6.If you would to have a vagina instead of a penis, what would you do?
- That's easy, I would shove your head into my vagina. So that you would suffocate and die.

7.Do you believe in gods?
- Yes, I believe that there is a god of stupidity, so that I would feel that I am way wiser that a god and makes me feel that I am superior than a god.

8.If your mother, and your girlfriend would to fall into a deep pool of water, who would you save first
- They are fucking fishes, dickhead.

9.(The author removed this question)

10.Why did the chicken cross the road?
- To get to the other side, to rape your mother and your alcoholic dad.

11.Who would you kill first, a god, a king or yourself?
- I will kill you first, in your sleep. Then I shall rape you and cut off your all your limbs. And then finally keep a strand of your pubic hair.

12.What is your favourite sex position?
- I'm a virgin...

13.Why the fuck did you remove question 9?!
- Because you are adopted.

14.If you were to eat a human, where would you start
- I would start with the tongue so that I could start kissing and sucking it. And then I would lick the eyeballs and the nostrils. And then I bite off the ears and savour it. So yeah... I would start with the head.

15.If you would to die now, what would you regret.
- I AM ALREADY FUCKING DEAD! But there is one thing I regret... Something I was unable to find.

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