Meow meow

I woke up in the morning and realise there was a flea infestation.It was around the area where I make sweet lemonade and sour yogurt. Which is my water pistol, the chicken, the pole... Anyway my watch then said,"Cat." I was like," What the f..." Then slowly there are more hair growing one hands, I started to feel that I am getting shorter. I rushed towards the nearest mirror and realised that my ears are pointy and I have an awesome wisker. Soon I knew I was a cat. I could not speak, so I could only meow.

My father came home,looked at me and started pointing at me and laughed hysterically. I couldn't care less, and I was able to get out of my house as my father forgot close the door. On the streets I feel so small... Like I am a pussy in the world of dickheads. Just then a cute girl noticed me, she then pick me up and said,"Aww, such a cute cat. Let's go back home and have a bath. Hee hee." And in my mind was,"FUCKING YES! YES! LET'S DO IT SLUT! I WANT TITS!"

So we went to the cute girl's place. I was in the bathtub waiting for her. She then came in... And then,"BOOOOOOOOM!" That was the sound of my mind exploding. There was a penis hanging between her legs, I mean his. WHAT THE FUCK?! Some sort of failed transexual which only did the upper part of the body or some transgender who has big boobs. And then that person began rubbing me between that person legs... And then I turned back to normal... So I went back home naked, with a broken anus which was bleeding

Note:Try dividing a number by zero... and your mind just exploded