Meow meow

I woke up in the morning and realise there was a flea infestation.It was around the area where I make sweet lemonade and sour yogurt. Which is my water pistol, the chicken, the pole... Anyway my watch then said,"Cat." I was like," What the f..." Then slowly there are more hair growing one hands, I started to feel that I am getting shorter. I rushed towards the nearest mirror and realised that my ears are pointy and I have an awesome wisker. Soon I knew I was a cat. I could not speak, so I could only meow.

My father came home,looked at me and started pointing at me and laughed hysterically. I couldn't care less, and I was able to get out of my house as my father forgot close the door. On the streets I feel so small... Like I am a pussy in the world of dickheads. Just then a cute girl noticed me, she then pick me up and said,"Aww, such a cute cat. Let's go back home and have a bath. Hee hee." And in my mind was,"FUCKING YES! YES! LET'S DO IT SLUT! I WANT TITS!"

So we went to the cute girl's place. I was in the bathtub waiting for her. She then came in... And then,"BOOOOOOOOM!" That was the sound of my mind exploding. There was a penis hanging between her legs, I mean his. WHAT THE FUCK?! Some sort of failed transexual which only did the upper part of the body or some transgender who has big boobs. And then that person began rubbing me between that person legs... And then I turned back to normal... So I went back home naked, with a broken anus which was bleeding

Note:Try dividing a number by zero... and your mind just exploded

Watching too much TV?

It was late at night, I was watching a Star Wars movie that was showing on the TV. Then suddenly, there was a force pulling me to the TV. Then my watch said,"You are going to get raped." It got stronger and stronger and then,"BOOM!" I realised I was inside the world of Star Wars, and I was a freaking jedi! Apparently there was a war and I have to kill robots.It was fun at first, just swing that lightsabre around like a retarded baboon. But soon I have an idea.

I decided to kill jedi, it was so fun! The jedi made a face, and it was like,"WTF?!" But it was tough to fight the jedi and the robots, which are called droid alone. So I took another lightsabre from the jedi I killed and took another one from another jedi I killed and put in my mouth. So now my mouth looks like I am firing a lazer constantly but up to a certain length. And then, a black out. Everything was black... I could not see anything.

I realised I was in a porn video, with me being a supposedly be a hot japanese female. That was fucked up. I had breasts and a vagina. And I was being raped by two guys. I was sucking a guy's dick and the other guy was doing the doggy style. I felt weird, wet and gay... And at the same time I felt good,high and pleasured... And then,"BOOM!" I was back to the real world... But then I realised something... I just came.

Note:I love pineapple tarts

Random Post 2

So... My brain got fucked up so I can't think of anything to continue the story... So let's read some racist jokes! This time, it is about blacks. Before I continue, I would like to say that I respect them and did not mean to offend them in anyway... Please don't kill my family.

Joke 1: What do you say when you see your TV floating away in the middle of the night?
"Put that down! Nigger!"

Joke 2:What is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit?
The bucket

Joke 3:I had a black as my friend...until my mom sold him.


Joke 4: One day, three students was playing at a playground behind the kindergarden. After
playing, the teacher asked one of the student,Minney, which was a white girl.

Teacher:"What did you play today?"
Minney:"The slide."
T:"Can you spell slide?"
M:"S-L-I-D-E."

And the teacher gave her a chocolate bar, next she asked Roy, a white boy.

Teacher:"What did you play today?"
Roy:"The swing."
T:"Can you spell slide?"
R:"S-W-I-N-G."

And the teacher gave him a chocolate bar, next she asked a black boy.

Teacher:"What did you play today?"
Black Boy:"I didn't play... Because Minney and Roy threw rocks at me..."
T:"That's blatant racial discrimination! Can you spell blatant racial
discrimination?"

Joke 5: One day,an asian when to a bar and ordered a drink.

Asian Guy:"Okay nigger, one beer please."
Black Bartender:"That's racist! how about switching places with me?"
BB:"Okay yellow piss, one beer please."
AG:"Sorry,I don't serve niggers"

So I just wanna say this, I am not really a racist guy. Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Masturbation

The moment I woke up, I saw a cockroach humping on one of my ball while trying to suck it... It felt great until my mother came inside my room and squash it... I guess having one of my three balls smashed, it was okay. Then the talking fish suddenly appeared with a poof sound. And a weird conversation began

Fish:"Hey dude! Do you know that today is a special day?"

Me :"It's the World Masturbation Day!"

F :"No, jackass! it's my birthday..."

M :"Then let's masturbate in celebration of your birthday!"

F :"I have never done such a thing..."

M :"Let me teach you then..masturabtion, the art of typing with one hand. Can you type the
keyboard with one hand...or in your case fins..or flippers..?

F :"Yes I can...LOL!"

M :"Okay let's begin!"

Tutorial on MASTURBATION! (for guys)

Step 1:Find some lotion, preferably vaseline

Step 2:Find a got porn video...like "Girls get rape" - Not good
"Hentai fanstasy" - Moderate
"2 girls 1 cup" - Awesome
"Girls get rape 2" - MUST WATCH!

Step 3:Watch the video for the first time to get your penis erected

Step 4:Stroke your penis up and down

Final step:Gain momentum, gain more speed when stroking and squirt

Warning: The white liquid is not yogurt

Note:When people ask me,"How do you do?" I replied,"Do your mum!"

HAPPY NEW YEAR! 2010

HAPPY NEW YEAR! 2010




Note:It was me who create all those animations and charactors,and most of the audio... I MA FIRING MY LAZOR!