Watching too much TV?

It was late at night, I was watching a Star Wars movie that was showing on the TV. Then suddenly, there was a force pulling me to the TV. Then my watch said,"You are going to get raped." It got stronger and stronger and then,"BOOM!" I realised I was inside the world of Star Wars, and I was a freaking jedi! Apparently there was a war and I have to kill robots.It was fun at first, just swing that lightsabre around like a retarded baboon. But soon I have an idea.

I decided to kill jedi, it was so fun! The jedi made a face, and it was like,"WTF?!" But it was tough to fight the jedi and the robots, which are called droid alone. So I took another lightsabre from the jedi I killed and took another one from another jedi I killed and put in my mouth. So now my mouth looks like I am firing a lazer constantly but up to a certain length. And then, a black out. Everything was black... I could not see anything.

I realised I was in a porn video, with me being a supposedly be a hot japanese female. That was fucked up. I had breasts and a vagina. And I was being raped by two guys. I was sucking a guy's dick and the other guy was doing the doggy style. I felt weird, wet and gay... And at the same time I felt good,high and pleasured... And then,"BOOM!" I was back to the real world... But then I realised something... I just came.

Note:I love pineapple tarts