Masturbation

The moment I woke up, I saw a cockroach humping on one of my ball while trying to suck it... It felt great until my mother came inside my room and squash it... I guess having one of my three balls smashed, it was okay. Then the talking fish suddenly appeared with a poof sound. And a weird conversation began

Fish:"Hey dude! Do you know that today is a special day?"

Me :"It's the World Masturbation Day!"

F :"No, jackass! it's my birthday..."

M :"Then let's masturbate in celebration of your birthday!"

F :"I have never done such a thing..."

M :"Let me teach you then..masturabtion, the art of typing with one hand. Can you type the
keyboard with one hand...or in your case fins..or flippers..?

F :"Yes I can...LOL!"

M :"Okay let's begin!"

Tutorial on MASTURBATION! (for guys)

Step 1:Find some lotion, preferably vaseline

Step 2:Find a got porn video...like "Girls get rape" - Not good
"Hentai fanstasy" - Moderate
"2 girls 1 cup" - Awesome
"Girls get rape 2" - MUST WATCH!

Step 3:Watch the video for the first time to get your penis erected

Step 4:Stroke your penis up and down

Final step:Gain momentum, gain more speed when stroking and squirt

Warning: The white liquid is not yogurt

Note:When people ask me,"How do you do?" I replied,"Do your mum!"