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So... My brain got fucked up so I can't think of anything to continue the story... So let's read some racist jokes! This time, it is about blacks. Before I continue, I would like to say that I respect them and did not mean to offend them in anyway... Please don't kill my family.

Joke 1: What do you say when you see your TV floating away in the middle of the night?
"Put that down! Nigger!"

Joke 2:What is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit?
The bucket

Joke 3:I had a black as my friend...until my mom sold him.


Joke 4: One day, three students was playing at a playground behind the kindergarden. After
playing, the teacher asked one of the student,Minney, which was a white girl.

Teacher:"What did you play today?"
Minney:"The slide."
T:"Can you spell slide?"
M:"S-L-I-D-E."

And the teacher gave her a chocolate bar, next she asked Roy, a white boy.

Teacher:"What did you play today?"
Roy:"The swing."
T:"Can you spell slide?"
R:"S-W-I-N-G."

And the teacher gave him a chocolate bar, next she asked a black boy.

Teacher:"What did you play today?"
Black Boy:"I didn't play... Because Minney and Roy threw rocks at me..."
T:"That's blatant racial discrimination! Can you spell blatant racial
discrimination?"

Joke 5: One day,an asian when to a bar and ordered a drink.

Asian Guy:"Okay nigger, one beer please."
Black Bartender:"That's racist! how about switching places with me?"
BB:"Okay yellow piss, one beer please."
AG:"Sorry,I don't serve niggers"

So I just wanna say this, I am not really a racist guy. Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.