It came back?!

So it has been days...actually more than a week.Everything was normal...very normal,like shitting once every hour normal...So I thought that everything was back to normal.Until today...It started like this.I was waking up,feeling so sick as I just have sex with an chimpanzee.So I went to the toilet and start taking a shit. Then as I got up,I looked at the bowl, then suddenly there are bubbles coming up,lots of bubbles.That was when I knew that shit going to happen.

But on the second thought, it could be that my shit is trying to breathe under-water.So I flush it down with my high-pressured pee and when back to my room.That was when I don't know shit going to happen.So back to my room,I heard a voice calling me...a familiar voice.At first I freaked out, then I looked at my watch.It says,"The return of..." Then I was like,"WTF?!" Then when I looked behind,it was the ghost of the talking fish.OMG

He then said,"I have come a long way to reach you.You are the one who killed me...Actually, you ate me.You ate a very intelligent species.And now because of that,you shall share the same fate as me! WAHAHAHAH noob!" I realised that I was going to die.There are so many things I have not do,like trying to suck my own cock,cut my balls off, and turn into a jet plane. Just then,something hit me and I said,"If you so smart,why did you get eaten?"That's when the ghost bow down and worshiped me as a god and then I screwed his brain off. Best fish ever screwed.

Note:When something tells you no, you shout back and say,"That's what your mum said last night!"