Talking fish?

So like any other day, I woke up without any pants on.Then I remembered that I was suppose to feed the fish. So I grabbed a pants, and made my may towards my balcony,where the fish is.I was about to take the fish food when something happened...

Fish:Hey you with the dickface!

Me:WTF?! Who is that?

F:Behind you dickface!

M:Shit! I guess this is the after effect on drugs.

F:Stupid idiot! Look at the fish!

M:You are talking?! A talking fish?!

F:Okay dude,yes I am talking, listen have something...

M:Awesome! I am talking to a fish! Woo Hoo!

F:Will you shut up! Dude you need to release me from this prison.

M:Why would I do that?

F:If you do that,I will grant you any wish.

M:Any wish?

F:Any wish.

M:Well...I always wanted to eat a talking fish.

And I ate him for lunch

Note:Yes,there may be racist jokes here and there...happy now?!