Santa?

I was sleeping with a G-string and then I realised that the G-string I am wearing was my Dad's. So I went to the bathroom and changed into diapers as I would shit my pants often. Then as I was changing,my watch then said,"Merry Christmas." I feel touched that even a watch said that,so I poke it with my penis then go back to sleep. Then as soon I place my head on my brother thighs to get some sleep, I suddenly heard a loud crash... Right there,shit my pants.

Then I got out of my room to see what happen.There was a man in the living room. A big,fat,old,wearing a red costume,with a red hat that is with a small white cotton ball and his ass was showing. I could not believe it, it was santa! Then before I could shout," Your ass is sexy." he turned around... He... He was a black guy. BOOM! Mindrape. A black santa... so the watch was actually warning me about this black shit.

He looked at me and said,"Sup bitch! Merry shitty christmas to you. Here, take this." He then hand me a present. After that he took a gun and shot himself. Luckily I am a cannibal so there are no traces of santa...Wait,if I ate santa,that mean I ruin Christmas...? Well anyway, I opened that box.There was nothing except for a piece of paper,it says," By the way bitch, I got AIDS."
BOOM! Mindfuck.

Note: Merry Christmas! Now go suck a guy's dick