This few days...a lot of things have happened.But everything seems weird...At first I thought it was my imagination or I was too high on drugs...Talking shit and talking fish?! Was all this normal? Or am I normal?I have not been sleeping much thinking about this...But one thing I must say...That talking fish is the best food I have ever eaten! So awesome dude! Hahah,but still taste like chicken...
Okay,so I discussed this matter with my family...Yes their first reaction was,"You on drugs?!" But as soon I talked about the talking fish, my parents face changed.My mother then said,"Son... all this is happening... is because...you are going through puberty son." Now I know that my mother is mentally challenged. If you don't know what does that mean,you are mentally challenged.
But then my father said,"All this...is number of tests you must go through.Because you are my son, you share a special blood.Thus you must go through all this shit."Now I know my parents are seriously fucked up...I mean talking to a fish is a test?!He then give me a watch that doesn't tells time,instead it gives hint on what is going to happen next test. Then I said that I ate that talking fish...and that was a first time I saw an adult emo-ing...
Note:Darkness is actually light...but darker
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