Playing too much PSP?

Okay,today was weird.I was playing with my PSP half-naked,when suddenly the screen of the PSP glow brightly.The next moment,I realised I was inside the PSP.Well not exactly in the PSP,as in like there is a virtual world.How I would know?Because I realised I was wearing an armor,carrying a heavy weapon and facing off a monster.Yup,I was in the world of Monster Hunter.

For those loser who do not know what is a 'Monster Hunter'.By the looking at the title,it is obvious it is a game where you hunt monsters.So like I said, I was facing off a monster.It was a Kushala Dora,an elder dragon,a very irritating monster if I say so myself.At that time,I shit my pants.I was like,"WTF!HOLY MOTHER!"

Then the dragon came closer and closer, letting me smell his horrible breath,and then shouted,"WAKE UP!"It was then I realised, that I have passed out in the toilet while shitting,and that voice was from the shit that I've just shitted.That's right a talking shit.

Note:This is my third post.Haha, fooled you.But seriously,this is my first post.Haha,fooled you again.Wow, you are so easy to fool...fool