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Okay... So I ran out of ideas to continue the story. So let's read some racist jokes! Now,the jokes are related World War II, in a country named Singapore.

There was 3 men, a Chinese man, an Eurasian man, and an Malay man. Now these three men where chased by some Japanese soldier. Then at some point,they reach the forest. The Chinese man and Malay man knew that the forest is magical. As when a person touch a tree and say an object,the person will become that object.

So the Chinese man touch the tree and said,"Let me become a deer, so that I can run away." The Chinese man became a deer.

Next the Malay man touch the tree and said."Let me become a bird, so that I can fly away." The Malay man became a bird.

The Eurasian man was fascinated and thought what animal he want to be. But before that he was shot by the a Japanese soldier. So the Eurasian accidentally touched the tree and said,"SHIT!" And he became what he said

Okay let's read another one.

Three men, one was a Buddhist, one was a Christian, and one was a an Indian. They were very religious. One day they were chased by Japanese soldiers. They then decided to hide to their own respective places of worship.

The Buddhist went to the temple, push away the Buddha statue, positioned himself and acted like the Buddha. The Japanese soldier did not caught him.

The Christian went to the church, push away the Jesus statue that was on the cross, positioned himself and acted like Jesus. The Japanese soldier did not caught him.

The Indian went to the temple, push away the Elephant god statue, took off his pants and did a hand stand. He was caught.